Who the fuck dressed you?????

uh, what da' fuck are you wearing??

seriously, who lied to you, and told you that outfit looks cute????

If you dress like this all the time, I'm pretty sure you know what I'm 'bout to say next.

yep... you got it...... uhm, loose them tacky-ass panties, too! why the fuck you trying to keep them on?

There, now.... you look much better: not by a lot, but way better than before. If that outfit was an example of your normal fashion sense, you may as well just stay naked! ..... NOW, because of all that aggravation I had to endure from looking at that outfit, I'm pretty sure you know what you gotta do, next..... you can't tell me this is not a regular occurrence , with your tacky-ass.

.......... position assumed.